[Street clash]
Summer is here. Have you purchased your summer accessories? Some people think headbands, sunglasses, and 'stuff that looks like u r going to a pool' are in, but edible accessories will probably be big in 2k8.5 (summer edition).
But seriously, which summer ice cream product r u going to pick?
Drumsticks are a little bit alt, but still pretty mainstream. Plus the choco part at the bottom is s00 eww!
Don't get caught with an ice cream sandy this summer. Also, don't tug n e 1 off after eating 1. It's almost as bad as a post-Cheeto tugjob.
Hopefully tubs of ice cream on ur head replaces RCRD hats
Most of the time, generic popsicles will make u look like a slutttt. Be careful with people who get their photos taken with generic popsicles/lollipos
Is it cool to eat Mickey D's products?
Or is Wendy's alt-er than McDonalds? What's the deal with Vanilla Frosties?
Push (Up) Pops are engineered so mastercraft-fully. The same AZN who designed the Toyota Prius invented the PushUp Pop.
Is it going to be cool to be healthy & organic, and just eat fruit? Nobody lives forever, yall. Take care of yalls selves.
Should I invest in pool gear? Is pool gear the new 'street gear'?
Will these floaties keep me from drowning in a Steve Aoki Grey Goose Bath?
Should I post-post-ironically purchase a pool basketball hoop and start following the WNBA?
Should I contact my landlord about getting an above-ground pool added on to my 2 Bedroom apartment? Can I be pissed at my r00mie if he doesn't want to go halfsies?
But srsly...What would u do for a Klondike bar?
Would u listen to a Girl Talk album?
Would u date a Teenager for 9+ months?
Would u have a child with Bjork?
Would u kidnap an alt-celeb's newborn child?
Would u throw your Macbook into a swimming pool?
Would u start a blog about life and alternative teen issues?
Would you make a 'Stress' parody video with a group of your closest bros?
Would u make a documentary about ur life and how u r always searching for parties?
Would u fall in love for a night with a blipster/azn/islander/mexi?
Would u participate in a lifelong internship/slavery for a popular alternative entity/publication/rcrdlbl/party pix site/t-shirt maker/lifestyle brand?